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Location, Location, Murder

by Roger Daniel Grubb

*PART ONE — THE BODY AT THE OPEN HOUSE*

Stage a house right and you spend a week scrubbing out every sign that a real person ever lived in it. Then a real person turns up dead in the primary suite, and just like that the throw pillows are evidence.

Della Quick would get to that thought later. At 8:40 on the morning of the Hartwell open house she wasn't there yet. She was working the pillows the way she'd worked them for eleven years — fluff, chop, angle, step back, judge — knuckling that little dented crease into the top of each one, the crease that makes a buyer feel, without ever once knowing why, that wealthy and untroubled people live here, and that the buyer could be wealthy and untroubled too, for the low, low asking price. She could do it in the dark. More or less how she'd started, come to think of it, at six that morning, before the light came up over the Ashkill.

She had a whole vocabulary for the work and had never said a word of it out loud to a client. A room didn't need to be clean. It needed to be forgiven. It needed to look like a place where the mail never piled up, nobody ever cried in the kitchen, and the junk drawer held nothing but a tasteful surplus of coasters. Hand Della a house a family had loved messily for thirty years, give her a week, and she'd hand it back an advertisement for a life nobody had ever actually lived. She was good at it. The only kind of housekeeping she'd ever really mastered, and she'd quit apologizing for that years ago.

Cider Hollow on a Sunday was Della's favorite version of the town. The good early quiet. The church bells not yet. The Kettle down on Main just cracking its lights, where half the county's business got done over pie. From the Hartwell porch you could see clear down the slope to the river and the shut glassworks beyond, and that wraparound porch did the one thing she counted on every good porch to do — it made a person go still and start quietly imagining a better version of their own life happening right there on it. She'd sell this house off the porch alone. Barely need the inside.

"You have to eat something," Ruthie said, coming through from the kitchen with a tray held out like an offering. Not the first time she'd said it that morning, and it wouldn't be the last. Feeding people was Ruthie Cobb's love language, her business model, and, unofficially, her intelligence-gathering operation. She ran the open-house cookies and the sign-in book and, through some genius all her own, the entire social nervous system of Cider Hollow. If a thing was known in this town, Ruthie knew it inside the hour, usually with a plate in her hand. "The cookies go in at nine, right? Not now?"

"Nine. Not a minute before. A house that smells like warm cookies at nine-fifteen sells. A house that smells like cookies at eight-forty smells like a woman trying too hard, and buyers can smell trying, Ruthie. It's the one thing they can all smell." She tipped her head at the cooling tray. "Which is why we don't wing the cookies. Your browned butter, a criminal amount of vanilla, the batch I've been calling Conviction Cookies since the Delroy closing — a house that smells like those doesn't ask a buyer to believe, Ruthie. It convicts them. Conviction batch at nine. Not the oatmeal. The oatmeal says starter home."

"You're a genius and a monster."

"I'm a realtor. Same skill set." Della set the last pillow at its jaunty angle and looked over the front room the way a general looks over a field she already knows she's going to win. "How's the sign-in looking? Anybody good confirmed?"

"The Prewitts, that young couple renting over on Cedar — just looking, but the good kind of looking. Turns into buying in about a year." Then Ruthie's voice went flat, the flatness that meant trouble was on its way with a smile on it. "And I saw Sable Fontaine's car go by. Twice. Slow."

Della's jaw tightened a degree. Sable Fontaine had come up from the city eighteen months ago, opened a shiny brokerage in the old bank building, and had been trying to eat Della's lunch one listing at a time ever since. Better business cards, worse manners. If Sable was circling the Hartwell place, it was because Sable had heard exactly what Della had heard: the property was undervalued, Glenn Hartwell wanted it gone, and whoever closed it fast would look very good doing it. And looking good, in a town this size, was the whole ballgame.

"Let her circle," Della said. "It's my listing. Glenn signed with me."

He'd signed with her, and she needed that signature more than she'd ever let Ruthie see. Quick Realty ran on a margin you could slide under a door. She'd inherited it three years back the way you inherit most things in Cider Hollow — all at once, in a bad season, grief thrown in at no charge — when her father's heart quit on him at his own desk with a listing agreement still half-typed in the machine. Bill Quick had built that agency out of nothing over thirty years and a whole lot of charm, and he'd left it to her with the paint peeling off the sign. Two slow quarters back to back and the lights go off in the old office on the square, and every soul in town who ever waved at Bill Quick gets to stand there and watch his daughter shut down the last thing he built. She thought about that while she chopped pillows in the dark.

So she liked a motivated seller the way a sailor likes a good wind. Glenn Hartwell had inherited this house four months ago from his aunt Vivian, sat on it, and then three weeks back walked into Della's office and said, "Sell it fast, Della. I don't care about squeezing the last nickel. I just want it off my hands before winter." Four bed, two and a half bath, good school district, that porch — she could've gotten him another thirty grand if he'd held out a month. He didn't want to hold. Fine by her. A fast clean sale was a commission in the bank before the bank noticed she'd been running late, and Sable Fontaine could stand on the sidewalk and watch her do it.

She went up to open the blinds in the primary suite, because morning light through the east windows was the entire reason God had bothered inventing east windows. That's where the morning quit going the way mornings are supposed to go.

Glenn Hartwell was on the floor between the staged bed and the staged reading nook, half in the shadow of the wingback chair, and he was not sleeping.

She knew the difference from the doorway. Knew it in her body before her mind agreed to sign off on it. She didn't scream. Della wasn't a screamer; she was a noticer, and that was the whole secret of her small career — even now, heart going sideways and cold, the tray of cookies forgotten somewhere down below, some traitor back room of her brain had already started noticing things and filing them away, the way it filed water stains and hairline cracks and every small quiet lie a house had ever tried to tell her.

The keys, first. Glenn — who wanted the place sold fast, who didn't care about the last nickel, who'd been in a hurry about something for three weeks straight — was holding a set of keys in his slack open hand. Not the house keys. She knew the house keys; she'd cut the copies at the hardware store herself, stood there and watched old Merle grind them. These were smaller. Older. Two of them on a plain steel ring, the heads squared off. The kind of keys that don't open doors. They open drawers, boxes, the small locked places where private people keep the things they don't talk about.

The window, second. The reading-nook window was open. Two inches. No more. And she had latched that window herself at six the evening before, because a good stager checks every latch twice, and she remembered this one because it had stuck — caught halfway with a little grind, made her lean her weight in before it seated.

And the pillow. The throw pillow off the wingback chair was on the floor beside Glenn's hand, creased with the exact little karate-chop dent she'd put into it herself the night before. Which wasn't possible, because nobody had set foot in this house since she locked it up and armed the alarm. She had the only key. She'd disarmed the panel twenty minutes ago and it had told her, in its small green untroubled way, that nobody had laid a finger on it in between.

There was a nitroglycerin bottle near his other hand, cap off, a couple of pills spilled loose on the hardwood she'd waxed Thursday. A bad heart, then. An old man, alone in the night. Easiest thing in the world to believe. She stood in the doorway wanting badly to believe it, and couldn't, because the window and the keys and the pillow were all three lying to her at the same time, and Della Quick had spent eleven years learning to hear it when a house lied.

"Della?" Ruthie's voice floated up the stairs, bright and warm and coming straight out of some other, kinder morning. "Cookies are in! We are officially charming! Should I open the sign-in book?"

Della looked at Glenn Hartwell, who would not be selling his aunt's house after all. The two-inch window. The pillow that had no business on the floor.

"Ruthie," she called down, and was distantly proud of how level it came out — the voice she used for buyers who'd just clocked the age of the electrical panel. "Don't open the book. Don't let anybody in. And honey — call Tomas."

A pause, the length of one held breath.

"Call Sheriff Tomas?" Ruthie's voice climbed a whole step. "Or Tomas Tomas?"

"The sheriff one."

Down below, right on schedule, the front door's cheerful welcome bell rang out as the first hopeful buyers of the day arrived.

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